please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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