I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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