I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
this will be a night to untag.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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