are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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