Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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