i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You made out with two different species that night
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
