Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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