Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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