is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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