The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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