Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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