Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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