its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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