called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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