who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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