Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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