Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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