Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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