I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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