Betty ford says i'm here all night
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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