my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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