I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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