my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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