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Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I AM VODKA MAN
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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