Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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