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(914): View more from New York

Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.

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(917): View more from New York City

My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now

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(816): View more from Missouri

just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..

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(917): View more from New York City

had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.

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(716): View more from New York

roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.

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