She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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