And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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