He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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