i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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