So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Randomize
