sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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