i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
there is glitter all over my balls
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