Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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