You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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