please come you make the beer taste better
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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