apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
