Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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