I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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