Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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