So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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