4 words: hood of his car
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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