Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
id be glad to
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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