Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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