he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
its liver damage thursday
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