I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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