Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
