Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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