He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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