god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
two words: eviction party
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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